Hi.

My name’s Hare-Clerk.

Holy shit I have had so many blogs in my life. Too many, actually. Like hobbies, I never stuck with them longer than a couple weeks.

Except for that one my uncle built me for Christmas 2009. Only reason that lasted was because he was maintaining it and my young brain still felt a level of expectation there. Even then, it can't have been for more than a couple months MAX

Let’s hope this one sticks around for longer than my track record. Aggressively documenting my life has become a bit of a passion of mine, and my year so far has been so weird and confusing (and it’s not even February.) I’m going to hope that sharing stuff in this way will help me not clog my Twitter up with long, rambly threads.

Yes, I still call it Twitter. If that Elongated Muskrat will deadname his kid on purpose, I will deadname his website. Does it make my pedantic ass almost explode every time I do it? Yes. Is it worth it for the bit? Also yes.

This is going to be an inconsistent, incoherent, wild, and wacky documentation of my life.

Some stuff will be aggressively safe for work (there’s nothing horny about being a governance nerd*.)

Some stuff will be very much Not Safe For Work. I’m a poly, kinky, trans-femme, slut. What else do you expect?

Blogging better be so much easier than trying to keep up with maintaining a YouTube channel.

Lots of love,
Hare xx

* = Actually, that's a lie :3 - Note added 18.07.2026